Nothing like a sneaking into your ex work place on Saturday to leave hand drawn messages for your ex-colleagues so they’re all surprised on Monday (after they think you don’t love them!).
[In the middle of a work day]
Z : Wait, what is your favourite colour?
Me: Why? Are you getting me a birthday present?
Z: I’m getting you a balloon.
Me: Right. Do I have to blow it up myself?
Z : I will give you the instructions.