Category Archives: conversations

Accidental Musings

J: Or you know where they say they “accidentally slept together”
Me: Yeah, I never got that accidental bit. How does that happen like, “Oops, I tripped and my pen-is slipped into you?”

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The passing of time

Me: So [event] is happening the upcoming Tuesday
Gramps: Don’t tell me what day! Tell me what date
Me: huh, why?!
Gramps: Bah, days happen every week. Dates only happen every month.

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Conversations with Z

Z: So we went to another hotel instead. We entered our room and it was well, very compact.

Me: Did you really mean to say “WTH, IT’S SO DAMN small?

Z: I’ve calmed down since the holiday

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Conversations with Z

[In the middle of a work day]

Z : Wait, what is your favourite colour?

Me: Why? Are you getting me a birthday present?

Z: I’m getting you a balloon.

Me: Right. Do I have to blow it up myself?

Z : I will give you the instructions.

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Overheard : My phablet

This IS A PHONE.

What do you mean this is not a phone

I have a Samsung note 8 which I love because I use the S note function to sketch everything now! But in the spirit of not having multiple devices on me for no apparent reason, I use it as a phone. If you’ve seen it, you can guess that it has caused no amount of speculation and ridcule because it is, shall we say, larger than your average phone. (Think fat albert version of the note 3). However, that has caused me endless amount of amusement as I watch people grapple with the notion of this device being my phone. Because irony is very delicious,   I’ve used my note 8 to record all this ridicule. If you have more, go ahead and leave a comment!

Ps: It has made me famous!

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